So, AJ made this questionnaire thing, and I know he said post your answers in the comments, but I have nothing to post about, so I'll put it here and link to it there.
So here it is. Forty-ish things you probably didn't need or want to know about me.
1. Name? (screen name is fine)
Joshua.
2. Are you a boy or girl?
I'm physically of the male persuasion.
3. How old are you?
Eighteen
4. Are you straight, gay, bi or unsure
Gay. So very, very gay.
5. Whats your favorite color?
Pretty much any pink. The brighter the better.
6. Whats your favorite food?
Chocolate.
7. If you could choose only one type of food for the rest of you life, what type would it be? (ex. Italian, chinese, french, etc.)
Um, French I guess.
8. How tall are you?
About 6ft. I say about, because I'm not sure exactly.
9. Hair color?
Pink, with dark roots (stupid regrowth).
10. Whats your favorite movie?
Kinky Boots.
11. Favorite book?
The Vintner's Luck, currently. It was good.
12. Favorite tv show?
Glee.
13. What are your hobbies?
Listening to music, wanking, computer stuff.
14. What is the #1 thing that grosses you out?
A girl's downstairs bits.
15. Are you a virgin?
Completely, as long as stuff done to myself doesn't count ;P.
16. If no, how far have you gone? (list both with boys and girls)
N/A
17. Are you athletic? What sports?
Um, depends on what you consider a sport...
lol. But seriously, very much no.
18. For guys: How big are you? (you know what I mean... lol) Are you cut or uncut?
I already told you, I'm six foot tall-ish. Oh wait, you don't mean that?
About 6 inches, not sure exactly. Uncut.
19. For girls: Whats your bra size?
B. Oh wait, never mind, I didn't say that...
20. Are you happy with your size? I am. I have a really great looking cock.
21. Do you like, tolerate or get disgusted when you see an attractive person of the opposite sex? It depends on if they have clothes on or not. If they don't, I stop short of vomiting, but not much.
22. What do you want to do with your life?
I wanna be a daddy.
23. Do you masturbate? how many times a day?
Yes. A couple a day recently.
24. Do you have a "special" toy? (again you all know what I mean... lol)
I do. Know what you mean, that is.
I do.
25. Have you ever broken a bone or had another serious injury or sickness? Explain.
I broke my wrist.
Shut up! It wasn't a strain injury, I fell over and landed on it!
26. What do you think is your most attractive feature?
My eyelashes are amazing.
27. What do you think is your least attractive feature?
My body hair.
28. If there is one thing in your life you could change, what would that be?
Where I live. Working on changing that now, though.
29. Are you in a relationship? explain a little (boy, girl, short term, long term, etc)
Yes, boy, a day shy of five months now.
30. When was the last time you got some sexual action? (of any type)
I masturbated last night. Does that count?
31. Mac or PC?
Mac, all the way.
32. Iphone, Blackberry, other PDA, or regular cell phone?
Regular cell phone. Want to upgrade to iPhone when I get the money though.
33. Do you have any pets? Which ones?
Nope.
34. For gay and bi guys: Are you a top or bottom?
Major bottom
35. Whats the one thing in your life you are most proud of?
My boyfriend. He's an amazing guy.
36. Where is the weirdest place you masturbated or had sex?
In the living room. I know, not really weird, and no, my parents weren't home at the time.
37. Most number of times you came in a day?
I think like four.
38. What are you most afraid of?
Screwing up.
39. Favorite porn star?
Tommy Anders.
40. Do you have a blog? What is it?
I do. You're reading it.
So yeah, that's my answers. Go over to
AJ's Ramblings, and take it yourself. Chuck your answers in his comments. Don't even bother commenting here, just go and do that.
Not that any of you do comment here...
Joking lol.
Laters,
Joshua.